You Wanna Talk Dirty in Public?

want to do it on the phone in public I'm

down I'm gonna meet myself and I want

you to do all the talking okay

but first thing

yeah

and everything will be fine stay where

you are

who's that diesel who's on the phone

who's on the phone she's calling the

cops you calling the cops my boyfriend I

swear stop lying put her on speakerphone

[Music]

good

yeah baby is this turning you on yeah

let Daddy turn you on

oh I love that sweat yeah you liking

this baby

oh you're liking this can I hang up now

yes yes please hang up thank you all

right people let's make this quick and

easy huh no funny business

how do we know that's not a cop

oh

I mean God you knew how to do that what

you think this guy's okay okay let me

think I'm getting close to myself what

that's crazy shut the up

we don't have time for this we got four

minutes remember put the money

in the back

sound like when you get home oh we're

gonna wait

dinner

no up from down if I gave you a compass

I promise you you did not we could be

talking in code yes

if he's not a cop ask him babe babe shut

up I'm getting close are you a cop what

are you a policeman baby I can be your

police man I want you to police my sweat

want to put on a bathing suit get on the

high dive and do a backflip dive okay

baby I'm gonna go back on mute now

oh I'll give you a long

obviously not

what the did he just say no no

there's just a guy behind me who's also

waiting for oh okay good baby because

this is for your ears with oat milk

please thank you oh I'm so close baby

you're still there yeah I'm still here

we gotta keep this guy on the line

because if he thinks something's up he

might call me I'm so close I need the

Fourth of July monkey right now I need

how about how about we wait to do that

for when I get home is that code for

something you have to go along with it

come on baby just give me something I

just need something you heard the man

you heard him

slower a little slower yeah

baby you're forgetting something I'm

gonna peel your banana

wow

um

this is the most embarrassing moment of

my life nothing could get worse shoot me

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good job thank you sir who the hell are

you

like that oh Daddy just like the Fourth

of July

and I told you he was a cop

that's okay no no worries you can make

it again

[Laughter]