Yes, I Ordered a Fruity Drink

this is such a cool bar thank you so

much for taking me here yeah i'm happy

we could finally go out it's nice me too

what can i get going for you guys oh can

i do a vodka cranberry please certainly

and for you sir i'm just gonna go ahead

and do a strawberry cosmopolitan i'll

get that going for you guys

if you're gonna say it just say it right

say what so you think because i ordered

a fruity drink

that makes me less of a man right

no you think i take caffeine free

pre-workout before my seven-day pilates

class

wait what you think that i've never been

asked to open a mason jar mason jar wait

what are you talking about to me until i

ordered the strawberry cosmopolitan

cat's out of the bag i'm a woman so

that's serious we got the vodka crayon

for the lady in the strawberry

cosmopolitan for the other lady

i'm sorry

damn i feel like a woman look at me when

i'm singing to you okay you think that i

listen to shania twain naked in my room

maybe in some panties drinking

strawberry cosmos right i'm sorry i

don't follow oh me and my strawberry

cosmo aren't supposed to like shania

twain right oh big man big bartender

over here tone it down not gonna quiet

me down mom you guys are my parents no

one said that i don't know either of you

why at all freaking ground me

are you guys okay

yeah nice terminology there bud guys i

don't see any guys i apologize it's just

surprising oh it's surprising to you

that i play with little dolls in my free

time what is wrong with you

i'm so sorry has he been drinking no not

at all he's his first drink hasn't she's

too drunk are we gonna have to drag her

out of here where's sarah there's more

warning and we're gonna have to escort

you out okay whatever whatever it just

enjoy the drinks

you know what it's not even too feminine

it's literally just that you're a

jackass and i'm leaving

yeah i'm leaving now i'm gonna throw

them deuces up

we're sitting here with connor diggins

author of fruity is the new whiskey

toxic masculinity exposed on a bar stool

thanks for having me deborah the

question everyone is asking is what was

the inspiration for this book well

deborah it's simple really this is a

call to action for all my brothers out

there who feel societal pressure to

order manly drinks hold it right there

what do you mean by manly drinks whiskey

vodka beer manly oh beer fact of the

matter is an anti-man drink really did

you know that beer actually contains and

you folks at home are gonna love this

one okay

phytoestrogen

you hear that debra

exactly you hear nothing because now the

people are listening very interesting it

is interesting deborah and you know if

this happens too much do i dare say it

starts to promote low t and low

testosterone is supposed to be the

antithesis of a man and with this book

what do you hope for as an outcome well

i'll tell you this debra gandhi said it

best we must be

the change that we wish to see in this

world now i want to live in a world

debra where a man can order a

low-calorie fruity drink

without fear of judgment well that was

conor diggins and it looks like his book

is hitting the shelves in

bed bath and beyond go ahead and pick up

your copy today