How Big is It?

wow and lucy you're gonna have a great

night yeah just having a few friends

over for some drinks

thank you for them bye by the way it's

so funny you say that because i'll be

just about to invite you so

what about your girlfriend i think she

will approve you're right she probably

wouldn't approve mainly because she

doesn't exist you know any beautiful

cashiers in the area who might be

interested i actually do and this one

gets off at midnight but she doesn't

have your number i think you should tell

this beautiful cashier to call me when

she's off there's anything else i can

help you with yeah why don't you

give me a box of those guys

what size would you like

i'm sorry

the condoms what size do you want

oh

just

give me the big ones

so do you want the magnet anxiety you

know actually i actually tore right

through those the way they're

manufactured i'm just not a big fan and

if like none of them are going to fit me

anyways i'd rather just have the

regulars because i want something that's

like a little comfortable with my body

type

lubrication wise

so we just go with the regular them

yeah i'll take the regular ones if i

want to pass out from loss of blood

circulation i'm like johnson i mean

you're so funny

thanks

are you really sure that you even know

what size do you want i'm going to need

something that's going to fit the tusk

of a fully grown sri lankan elephant

wait an elephant you say

you know i don't want to come forward or

anything but maybe if you told me how

really big it is i can actually help you

do you gotta know like six

six inches from the ground maybe well

i'm on top of the empire state building

okay so what size is it are you familiar

with like television remotes

like an apple television remote like t3

apple television remotes if you were to

like rubber band them stack them on top

of each other really it's just a solid

piece piece so what it's like uh

one of these guys you brought a five

dollar foot long you guys don't carry

triple xls and they didn't have any at

the horse stable that i usually get them

at

no you know honestly the more that i'm

thinking about condoms don't even work

in general with how big this guy is so

do you have any like

garbage bags you toss your boys away i

doubt it big enough that's what i always

say that's what i said back in college

big enough for what just an insane

amount of pleasure sweetheart what i'm

thinking about him i think you're gonna

extra small yeah maybe if i was a

freaking baby in my mom's womb

type of beat okay you know what i'm

sorry about all this can we just scratch

literally all this here's what i want to

do um just give me the magnum xls that's

my final decision i'm sorry about it

magnu excels

yeah just magnum xls

yeah these should fit hopefully halfway

down so i'll talk to you soon

yeah i'll call you when i'm off

yeah you're doing a great job keep up

selling these xl condoms because numbers

are at an all-time low so keep making

sure these guys are very insecure well

there's no way that he was bigger than a

small i mean come on he's finite

come on