Flirting at Work: I Think the Waitress Likes Me

and then i'm gonna just do a course on

draftspace okay what size would you like

you have a 16 ounce juvenile a 20 ounce

big boy or a 32 ounce big daddy

how big should i go right now fellas

rack it up chief keef your pen that's

what happens when you take the lakers my

line i think you want the big daddy

yeah how do you figure that i mean i

know a big daddy when i see one you're

picking up the bill right can you just

do me a huge favor

make sure you don't touch the thermostat

and we won't have any problems

no yeah okay so on that note yeah i will

do the big daddy the 32 on okay so tupac

sodas and one big daddy for the big

daddy coming right up

i know you all heard it

heard what

our server is very interested in me

this is big

dude we're at a sports bar is this your

first time no i've been to a sports bar

before and i know how they treat their

patrons she likes me honey pot and the

guy who's footing the bills tails all

the time man yeah it's like all part of

a script like to get more tips okay so

let me ask you something did

did she call you big daddy

no because i'm not paying the bill and i

didn't exactly just relax dude she

really she must have called you big

daddy right

no she didn't you're right she called

you big daddy and no one else

takes a real man to admit defeat she

called you the name of the drink that

you ordered i bet if we ordered one she

might call us big daddy she might

have the two vodka soda thank you we

need this yeah and the big daddy for the

big daddy tell me big daddy is that even

gonna get you a buzz i'm gonna go down

rather quickly yeah hopefully won't get

too buzzed still gotta

mow the lawn later

oh i know you all saw that

what are you talking she touched my

shoulder man she touched the rotator

cuff and y'all saw him let me break this

down for you chief y'all sing our

waitress makes a living off of tips her

job

is to milk you for as much tip as she

can you understand she's got rent i get

it now it's it's it's not jealousy it's

fear fear do not bring a girl around me

oh my shaking joe dirt's gonna take my

girl

it's mr steal your girl all right let's

rein it

oh

you know me my baby girl about to finish

it we're about to hit the town we bout

to get a little dancing going oh the

macarena

okay

what are you doing

you're a troubled man

i'm like a little little shih tzu i look

cute

and then i pounce okay dude come

on nowhere

all right you guys are good do you need

any more water sweetie oh hey baby uh

no i'm okay for now but thank you so

much for like checking

in get your hands out of my face did you

guys just accept that we're in love i

found my freaking soul mate i found a

woman who cares about me

oh look they both ordered a big daddy

and just like that now we have three big

daddies in the bar she is telling those

fine young gentlemen just how much i

mean to her yes she's milking you man

and you're milking the fun out of the

table

i am going to show you guys just how

wrong you are

oh this'll be good don't get up

well the good news is he clearly

understood everything we're trying to

explain right it's gonna be fun bailing

out big papa tonight oh all right well

that's

that's fun that's a twist

dearly beloved

you're gathered here in sight of god and

in the presence of these witnesses

yes he really is the big daddy after all

it is therefore not to be entered in

unadvisedly but

no she's definitely still working for

the tiff

keep it going because if we can