The Classic Pool Boy Scene, but a Sitcom

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foreign

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it sure is hot out here can't believe I

have to work this summer job to finish

putting myself through college

hello Mrs Michaels I didn't know you

were home is

Michael's

need a little cool dance sweetie thank

you it sure is hot out here it's

important to stay hydrated so I don't

get so thirsty

oh

Mrs Michaels I just got so wet

sweetie I'm happy you're all wet oh

does someone need a chemical squirt

Miss Johnson is that my hydroxylin

chloride you're my 215 appointment and

you're my old biology teacher huh the

study of all things living

wouldn't miss this for the world girl

ladies I'm just doing this job to to

finish putting myself through school

plus I have a girlfriend oh baby no girl

your age has what I have a 401k maxed

out

experience

in a while Chris baby

you sure are good looking but God you

are stupid

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finish the pool and go home so you can

work on your college applications

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foreign

yes ma'am

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stepmom pool boy I just got home from

college what are you guys doing I'm

helping him studying his application

College I just got back she at the same

time I thought that only happened in

college

oh so you are fresh out of the classroom

he can use an extra tutor hand

what about my dad

don't worry about him okay

foreign

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where were we I was just about to show

Miss Michael's my pool noodle

oh

what what's going on here Mr Michaels

this isn't what it looks like please

don't fire me I need the money for my

college applications my daughter

my wife the pool boy

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foreign

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okay you know like

yeah