That Married Couple Is Into You

first it was her ex-boyfriend then it

was some real estate agent she met at

the bar it was her CrossFit trainer how

do you know he did

CrossFit dumb question sorry yeah like I

could hear them through the walls every

night CU she's a screamer how is a

person supposed to live like that well

for now you're safe

here wait like I can move in with

you yeah oh my God that would be so much

fun we would be roomies I don't see why

not first drinks on me what do you want

whatever you're having

roomy thank you strawberry dockies

someone's about to have a good night you

know what they say when life gives you

lemons throw them back and demand

strawberries strawberries and make fa

she's got looks and a sense of humor you

are something you guys are so sweet you

know we actually love strawberries too

you are ripe and young oh my God what do

you say you come back to our place and

check out our garden the three of us can

pluck up some fresh ones whip up some

strawberry pie wouldn't mind getting a

taste I would love to but I have to get

back to my friend if you change your

mind we'll be right here great meeting

you guys bye you little strawberry

princess ow what happened with that

couple over there she was like pinching

your cheeks and ripping your back they

were just being friendly get this they

asked me if I wanted to come back to

their place and check out their

strawberry garden how cool is that oh my

God what that couple wants you to be

their

unicorn unicorn the to their Min

you just say in English they want have a

with you yeah no they don't they just

invited me over to bake a strawberry pie

with them nobody wants to get physical

with anybody they don't want to be

physical that's called love come meet

them I will show you they're totally not

weird you smell so taking you in from

here that's a fresh we bought you a

present shots there you go

cheers hello do I get one in next round

I really think we should bring this

party back to our living room but first

the kitchen so we can make that

strawberry you'll just have to excuse us

for one more second than are you really

about to ditch me the night we're

celebrating roommates to go hook up with

these weirdos I feel like you're not

hearing me they just want to make a

strawberry pot can I ask you a personal

question like how long has it been since

you've gotten laid cuz like if you need

to one out in the bathroom so we can be

civilized here honestly I kind of feel

like you want to have with me right now

so I'm trying to save you from these nut

jobs how is this even a conversation

stop I am begging you to give them a

chance literally 0% chance I'm going to

go back over why so tense Brook do I

look to Super normal can't lie papa

wants a taste juicy okay I'm sorry heal

we're done here Brook wake up oh my God

that feels they're talking about what

you taste like they're weirdos can we

please leave we're leaving come on let's

go before these wacka try to undress you

and leave you in a ditch

somewhere what did you just say you're

swingers aren't you either that or

you're

serial wow Are you seriously going to

embarrass me like this in front of my

new friend there's always one buzz kill

it's all right sweetie if you want to

continue this party come to this address

alone

I will I can't believe I agreed to live

with you this is disgusting have

fun so it work oh yeah 100% yeah there

is no way that she wants to live with me

if she thinks that I'm into this kind of

stuff yeah thank you guys again great

I'm glad we could help

absolutely yeah I was thinking to

celebrate maybe we just pop a bottle of

champagne get out of here come on this

was a business transaction I mean I

thought there was a

connection I'm not sure what I'm

quoting I don't know why I was doing

that sorry my eyes crossed yeah that was

amazing