How to Compliment Girls at the Beach

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I love vacation I wish I could live like

Me encantan las vacaciones ojalá pudiera vivir como

this forever oh dude here she comes

esto para siempre oh tío aquí viene

home later oh come on man seriously it's

casa más tarde oh vamos hombre en serio es

way too far oh my gosh yes I love it why

demasiado lejos oh Dios mío sí me encanta por qué

don't you stay as long as you'd like hey

no te quedes todo el tiempo que quieras oye

I'm so sorry about my friend

Siento mucho lo de mi amigo

get your mind out of the gutter she's in

saca tu mente de la cuneta en la que está

the room next to me Plumbing went out I

la habitación a mi lado. La plomería se apagó.

had to deal with maintenance and leaky

tuvo que lidiar con el mantenimiento y las fugas

floors all night long and Chris was nice

pisos toda la noche y Chris fue agradable

enough to let me use his room key so I

lo suficiente como para dejarme usar la llave de su habitación, así que

could use the bathroom

podría usar el baño

oh okay yeah that's all right I just

oh, está bien, sí, está bien, solo

didn't want you to think he was being

no quería que pensaras que estaba siendo

weird yeah no if anyone's being weird it

raro sí no si alguien está siendo raro

was you anyway thanks again Chris I'll

eras tú de todos modos gracias de nuevo Chris voy a

see you later I'll leave the key under

hasta luego te dejo la llave debajo

the mat for you sister relax dude

la colchoneta para ti hermana relájate amigo

sorry dude oh Kimberly hey Chris

lo siento amigo oh Kimberly hey Chris

ooh the depth in that voice girl I

ooh la profundidad en esa voz chica I

cannot wait to hear you yelling my name

no puedo esperar a escucharte gritar mi nombre

out later there's families on this beach

más tarde hay familias en esta playa

me neither

¡Yo tampoco!

very loud tonight I am so sorry about

muy fuerte esta noche lo siento mucho

this no do dude she works at a five-star

este no, tío, ella trabaja en un hotel de cinco estrellas

restaurant in the marina I lost my voice

restaurante en el puerto deportivo perdí la voz

this week and as the host

esta semana y como anfitrión

tonight at the tail end of our trip

esta noche al final de nuestro viaje

which means I'll be yelling out your

lo que significa que estaré gritando tu

name finally yeah sorry I thought Chris

nombre finalmente sí lo siento pensé Chris

who is this guy sorry I am so sorry

quién es este tipo, lo siento, lo siento mucho

Kimberly he's making everything weird

Kimberly, está haciendo que todo sea raro

today I think he's had too much of this

hoy creo que ha tenido demasiado de esto

guy huh maybe don't bring him tonight

chico huh tal vez no lo traigas esta noche

see you later Chris all right see ya all

nos vemos luego Chris bien nos vemos todos

right my bad man for some reason I just

derecho mi hombre malo por alguna razón yo sólo

keep thinking I've never seen some cocoa

sigo pensando que nunca he visto un poco de cacao

nuts like those before sister you know

frutos secos como los de antes hermana ya sabes

what I am not going to be around someone

lo que no voy a estar cerca de alguien

who blatantly just oh thank you so much

que descaradamente solo oh muchas gracias

I was worried they weren't gonna fit in

Me preocupaba que no encajaran

my hands a little bit too big yeah her

mis manos un poco demasiado grandes, sí, ella

dad is the biggest coconut distributor

on the western Seaboard and I'm taking

over the company next year yeah so she's

just been collecting coconuts up and on

the beach all day oh what do we have

here those are insane beach balls sister

beach balls I love to smack those things

around are you gonna explain away this

one thanks let me know if you want to do

another game of three on three

volleyball later oh I mean that is just

such a grade A Wagon grade A Wagon

thanks I just got new wheels on it this

morning I'm so excited honestly for you

in that fat dumper oh so now you're

talking about her dog I'm just doing my

part to save the marine life

you know what I'm just gonna shut up

guys I am sorry you don't care about the

marine life dude it's okay the turtles

right you don't and it shows I'll call

you later Chris all I'm saying is just

think about what you're saying before

you say it that's all

hey there

would love to check out those melons

what are you 12 years old I'm holding

melons big deal you ever seen melons

before yeah what's next You're gonna

laugh at a number he's literally holding

Melody I just grew these at my family

farmed down the road it was a really

harsh winter we're really lucky to even

have these two so have some respect bro

yeah brother have some respect for her

Melons I'm so sorry about him sorry

sicko but you can see how I'm confused

here right I am done with this vacation

with you I'm going home early

I'm trying to feed my families

more sorry You Gotta Give me hang on

beach walls yeah