When she calls you "daddy"

Are you ready to get it on, daddy? Oh,

I'm your daddy, huh? Yeah, daddy. Well,

in that case, you're grounded. Oh, I'm

grounded, daddy. Yeah, you are. Give me

your phone right now. What? Give me your

phone, young lady. I'm not going to ask

you again. Wait. Yeah, I'm confused.

Curfew was at 9:00. You came home at

10:30. Wait till your mother hears about

this. How did you just change clothes

and grow a mustache? Susan, get in here.

Our daughter seems to think she could do

whatever she wants on a school night.

Amanda Walby Johnson, who do you think

you are? Who is this woman? Mommy,

daddy, I'm in a store mind control.

Amanda, I don't know who the these

people are. Dude, do not speak to your

daddy that way. You're grounded for 2

weeks now. You're grounded. I don't know

what's going on here, but this is really

turning me off. I'm leaving. You're not

going anywhere. Susan, grab her car

keys. You're not taking my car keys. The

hell we're not. I paid for that. No, you

didn't. I worked for it.

Hey, who the hell's in there?

What's up, guys? Amanda, is this your

boyfriend? What did I tell you about

having boys in the house? I don't even

know who that is. Really, Amanda? We've

been dating for 5 years, and you know

what? I'm done hiding from your daddy.

I'm in love with you, and that's all

that matters. Mr. Johnson, my name's

Chad Turner, and I'm Amanda's boyfriend.

No, you're not. I've never even seen you

in my life. Look, I'm in love with your

daughter and you being her daddy and

all, I feel like it would only be right

for me to ask for your permission for

her hand in marriage. What? H you know,

Chad, it takes some big balls to come to

me in my own home and ask for my

daughter's hand in marriage. I think

that you would be a perfect suitor for

my daughter Amanda here. Now proceeding

forward, let it be known that as her

daddy, I do decree that you, Chad

Turner, shall take my beautiful

daughter, Amanda Walaby just hand in

holy matrimony. Uh, no, I'm not. Oh,

yes, he will. Then I will. I grew up so

fast. I remember it like it was just

yesterday when she was calling me daddy.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride for sure. What is

going on? Stop. Get me the out of here.

She's coming back, right?

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