POV: You're doing “No Nut November”

so you've been celebrate for 2 years

that's amazing my life has been

completely different ever since I

started doing seen retention you know I

think seen retention is kind of a fat

don't you girls think I mean does it

even work oh no it works one of the

benefits is when you actually do make

love to your significant other the

orgasm is much more intense due to the

release of the tension wow do you guys

go to this University because I've never

seen you at this bar before yeah yeah I

I go to Stanford I uh study science I

remember that class that's right in

between uh recess and lunch Johnny why

won't you just go away I just wanted to

see if my new friend here could give me

some insight on quantum mechanics my

contention is that the Dual nature of

Life fundamentally Alters our perception

of reality of course that's your

contention you're a first year grad

student you just finished reading some

textbook by Griff so naturally that's

what you believe until when you're

second year you'll be ref stating

Hawkins theories about the nature of

SpaceTime actually I won't because

Hawkins interpretation interpretation

lacks empirical evidence and

underestimates the quantum field theory

on curve SpaceTime you got that from the

nature of space and time page 92 right

it's funny you spent 150 Grand on a

education you could have picked up for a

doll 50 L CH in the public

library get here how did you know all

that yeah how did you know all that Sean

retention makes me way more focused and

wicked smile were you just reenacting a

scene from Goodwill Hunting I don't know

what that is I've never seen that movie

before Matt would you maybe want to

watch it together watch it with him

watch it with me he doesn't know what it

is what we got here I tell you ladies

you got great fing racks I mean what did

you just say to us you know what man you

shouldn't talk to women that way that's

a little disrespectful oh really what

are you going to do about it huh nothing

I'm not going to do anything about it

that's right actually I'm going to do

something about it I want you to

apologize to these women right now

otherwise we're going to have a serious

problem oh is that right no it's not

right he was just joking he's a jokester

no no I'm not joking apologize to them

right now you Tiny Dick steroid

[ __ ] got this steroid [ __ ] you're

a dead

man why is he so

strong how did you do that yeah how did

you do that what the I told you guys

seen retention it gives you alltime

strength my testosterone levels are

through the roof how oh my God look at

that Dam there's a meteor headed towards

Earth breaking news a meteor is headed

towards Earth expected to make impact in

5 minutes race for impact we're all

going to die what are we going to do

this

what out of my way that's where you're

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going I summon the power of seman

retention you know since we're all going

to die anyways maybe we should just go

ahead and have that threeome ladies yeah

what you or not or not wait look at the

C and there seems to be some sort of

superhuman flying towards the meteor it

seems as if he's going to push the

meteor

away he's doing it Susan he's doing

it w

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