"Achmed: Jingle Bombs" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM

I wanted to try and sing my song but

right now I am not inspired exactly so

you know what you need to do you need to

play me something Inspire my soul with

your music play me something you think I

would like

[Music]

you racist bastard

[Applause]

thank you

I hate Irish news

[Applause]

do I look like a leprechaun

a I'm looking for me Lucky Charms

kind of hard to hold for Lucky Charms

when you have poliosis

I can't really need Lucky Charms they go

right through me too

the little oat X's hurt when they come

out

oh there's a blue moon

now I can fart in a rainbow of colors

okay listen why don't you just go ahead

and do the song I don't care

okay

I'll do this song now

I need a note

I don't know where the hell I am you got

a note for me guitar guy

um

[Music]

you weren't even close

gosh I wonder why

look at my giant ears

can can we have the note again yeah good

didn't hear it the first time

[Applause]

dashing through the sand with a long

shot to my back I have a nasty blood for

Christmas in Iraq I got through

checkpoint a but not through checkpoint

me that's when I got shot in the ash by

the U.S military

[Applause]

thank you

silence I'm not finished

sad song

oh jingle bumps Jingle Bombs and I blew

up you see where are all the virgins

jingle thumbs your soldiers shot me dead

the only thing that I have left is a

towel upon my hands and

[Applause]

I used to be a man but every time I

cough thanks to Uncle Sam my nuts keep

falling off

stop looking you perverts

you can look at the donkey donkey

and I have an Irish weiner

it's magically delicious

okay that's funny I gave you that one

that was good

days are done I need to find somewhere

for a hats it would be much safer as a

convenience store nightclub Jingle Bombs

Jingle Bombs I think I got screwed don't

laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill

you

foreign

[Applause]

[Music]