"He Wants To Have S*x With You!"

I don't like you inviting your guy

friend over.

>> He's gay. Stop being so insecure.

>> he's not gay.

>> Yes, he is.

>> Hey, girl. Ooh, come in. Oh my god, you

look fabulous.

>> sitting here.

>> Girl, your boobs look so freaking good.

>> Don't they? I'm so happy with them.

>> I bet they feel a little better than

they look.

>> Oh my god, they do. Go ahead, feel them.

>> Nope.

>> Ooh.

>> Can I talk to you in the kitchen real

quick?

>> You can talk to me wherever you want,

stud.

>> Alone.

>> Ooh, even better.

>> Oh.

>> Hey.

>> I don't think you're gay, okay? I don't

think you're gay at all.

>> want me to prove it to you?

>> Yeah, I do actually. I want you to prove

to me that you're gay.

>> All right, fine. Unzip your pants.

>> Amanda.

Amanda, stay here.

>> What?

>> Flirt with him.

>> What?

>> You heard it. I said flirt with him and

I'm going to hide so he thinks you're

alone.

>> Isaiah, I'm not GOING

>> JUST DO IT. COME HERE.

>> COMING.

Oh my god, where'd your stud boyfriend

go?

>> Who cares? I have more fun when it's

just us anyways.

>> Ooh, sounds like tea time. We should sit

down for this.

>> we're like tea time.

>> Ooh, okay.

>> Tea time?

>> What?

>> I don't know, it just came out.

Well, I can do this.

>> All right, I'm ready. What do you want

to talk about?

>> So, um

>> Do it.

>> Do you know how you and I spend a lot of

time together?

>> Yeah.

>> And I get undressed in front of you

all the way down to my big ass, my

bouncy boobs.

>> Yeah.

>> Does it ever make you excited?

>> All the time.

>> Oh, yeah? So, what does [music] it make

you want to do about it?

>> Um

I mean if I'm being completely honest,

it makes you want to like come out and

tell you what I really

>> it.

>> What? What's going on? What happened?

>> What did I tell you?

>> What? What are you saying? What are you

saying?

>> I knew you were just pretending to be

gay so you can get my stupid girlfriend

to get in front of you, which by the way

we need to talk about cuz I had no idea

about that, just so you CAN HAVE SEX

WITH HER.

>> You didn't let me finish my sentence,

silly. What I really want is for her to

stop getting undressed in front of me

because boobs make me feel

uncomfortable. They're gross.

>> [ __ ]

>> What did I tell you?

>> He's lying, okay? He was just TALKING

ABOUT HOW OBSESSED HE was with them when

he got here.

>> I I to hurt her feelings. She was so

excited about getting them.

>> We look LIKE IDIOTS.

>> YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE HIM? LIKE he's just

committed to the bit. HE'S LYING.

>> A BIT. HE IS GAY.

>> HONEST, I'd rather see you without your

clothes on.

>> You know what? Fine.

Let's find OUT RIGHT NOW.

>> ISAIAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> OH, WOW. He's a shower girl.

>> Put your boobs in his face.

>> What?

>> You heard what I said. Put your boobs in

his face. We're going to find out right

now what he really wants.

>> Isaiah, I'm not putting my

>> Boobs.

>> Fine.

>> Look at them.

I know you want to.

Touch them.

What are you doing?

I know you want to see his big penis.

Stop fighting it.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

>> OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? I didn't What

What's going on?

>> So you've been pretending to be gay this

whole time just so you could have with

me?

Get out.

>> Had to do what I had to do.

>> I feel like such an idiot.

>> This is why girls can't have guy best

friends.

>> I know you want