Every Mans Dream Workout

if you're going to stare you might as

well take a picture oh no no no no I

wasn't staring at you I was just trying

to look at the plant no I'm being

serious I want you to look at me wait

what you think I come to the gym because

I don't want guys staring at me oh so I

can take a picture of course you can

just make sure my butt looks good oh for

sure that's an easy job it's so big and

juicy how's it looking oh it's

outstanding I'm definitely looking at

these later this is my good side try

this side oh damn it could have been

fatter I hate it when girls come to the

gym and act like they don't want

attention from guys when obviously

that's the only thing we want that's

crazy because I only come to the gym

stare at hot girl you have to show all

your cute friends the pictures you took

of me only if we do some extra cart at

your house don't worry if you don't got

a treadmill we use the bed

maill bow I would be upset if you didn't

awesome I'll see you later my girl was

so nice hey kid I was using this bench

oh I'm sorry I had no idea using it I'll

come back I said I was using it it's all

yours kid I'll come back later wait are

you serious of course I'm being serious

you look gray kid keep up the good work

yeah I do look pretty

good it's a good day Are you seriously

going to out right behind me while I'm

squatting yeah I like this bench good

that's right where I wanted

you jle can you do me a favor and come

spot me please say less make sure you

get as close as possible are you sure

yeah don't be shy I never am come on get

even closer are you sure yeah okay stop

being shy just press up on it huh yeah

we have to practice safe sets you know

okay now how does that feel amazing is

it even better than you thought it was

the fattest oh wow this is getting

harder it's getting what sorry am I

being too loud for you no not at all do

another rep it's getting really hard

it's getting hard for sure oh my gosh

it's getting so hard I don't know if I

can hold it in I need bigger pants these

reps are explosive my legs are shaking

some record this into a

PR wow oh my gosh you're the best

spotter ever I never heard that once or

twice oh my God could you spot me like

that um no he's my spotter don't be a

spot hog I saw him first there's a meat

for the buffet he took pictures of me he

likes me so much more no it doesn't

matter you don't have Bo I have boobies

I have boobs and you like the butt no he

likes me better wait you have a bigger

butt whatever look at her butt look at

my butt no stop look at L ladies I'll

take both y let's go I'm

him he really is him