The Girl Next Door

[bell]

>> Hi.

>> Hey, what's up?

>> Um so, I'm actually your next door

neighbor. I'm really sorry to interrupt,

but I was wondering if I could use your

shower really quick.

>> What's wrong with your shower?

>> It's not working, and I have a job

interview in an hour.

>> All right, yeah, come on. Actually, one

second. One second.

Damn, she bad.

>> Hello.

>> Hey, babe.

>> Hey.

>> Um I have a question.

Uh can the neighbor use our shower?

>> Why?

>> Uh theirs is not working.

And they have a job interview.

>> Okay, that's fine, babe. Just make sure

that they use the uh guest shower, okay?

>> Okay.

>> All right. I'll see you when I get home.

>> All right. All right, I love you. Bye.

Uh yeah. Yeah, you come on in.

>> Thank you so much. You're saving my

life.

Uh which way?

>> This way. This way.

>> Thank you.

>> It's going to be right there.

>> Oh.

Awesome. Thank you.

>> Okay.

>> [sighs]

>> Hey.

>> Yeah.

>> Um your shower is a little bit different

than mine. I was wondering if you could

show me how to use it.

>> Uh yeah.

>> Thank you.

>> So, uh

basically,

uh

we have the rain.

>> Right.

>> You want the rain, and then you want

head, and this is the head right there.

>> Okay.

>> Uh this is how they function. You

basically just change the settings from

here, here, here, here. You good.

>> Okay. All right.

Thank you.

>> Appreciate it.

>> All right.

>> Okay.

Okay.

Thank you so much. I got to get going,

but thank you. You saved my life.

>> All right. Good luck.

>> it. Thanks.

>> What's up, babe?

>> Hey, babe.

How was your day?

>> I'm good. Making a fruit salad.

>> Ooh, can you make me some, too?

>> Uh yeah.

>> Cool. I'm about to use the bathroom.

>> All right.

>> Babe.

Why are there panties on the floor in

our bathroom?

>> Huh?

>> Huh? Whose panties are that on the

bathroom floor?

>> They're not yours.

>> I see you got jokes.

So, this is what you're up to when I'm

at work.

>> What am I up to?

>> I don't know, El Haj. You tell me.

There's panties on our bathroom floor

right now. Where did they come from?

>> I don't I don't know. I mean

probably the neighbor, the one who came

and showered earlier. She must have

forgot it.

>> Oh, the neighbor. The neighbor who came

to shower was a girl.

>> Yeah.

>> And you didn't think to tell me this

information why?

>> I told you the neighbor was coming to

shower.

>> You didn't tell me the neighbor was a

female.

>> I didn't know it mattered.

>> You didn't know it. Of course it

matters. Are you serious right now?

>> Oh.

>> What neighbor? Who? Which neighbor?

>> I mean the one that's a couple of doors

down.

>> Oh, the new neighbor.

Oh, the one that's dressing in all those

skimpy workout outfits all the time?

>> I don't even know what skimpy is.

>> This is crazy. Y'all both have some

audacity.

I'm about to go knock on her door.

>> For what?

>> Because why the Why in her right mind

would she leave her stinking ass panties

on our bathroom floor?

>> I mean, I don't know. She was in a rush,

so she must have forgot it. You know,

she had a job interview lined up.

>> Okay. And you're making excuses for her,

right? That's crazy. I'm about to go

knock on her door.

>> For what?

>> Because she's She has some nerve, and so

do you. I can't believe this.

>> You got to stop this women on women

hate.

>> Hey.

Come here.

>> All right, come on in.

Come on in.

Do not open your blindfold. You good?

You good? Keep coming. Keep coming.

Coming. Keep coming.

>> You know I don't like surprises.

>> I know. I know. You're almost there. All

right.

>> Okay.

>> All right, take it down.

Voila!

What do you think?

>> What do you mean? What do What do I

think about what? What is this?

>> You don't like it?

>> I mean, it's beautiful, but why am I

standing in an apartment right now?

>> Oh, no, it's not an apartment. It's a

condo.

>> Why am I standing in a condo right now,

Elhajj?

>> Cuz I bought it.

>> What?

>> I bought it.

>> Okay, so I didn't want you to buy that

specific house. So then you bought a

condo for us to move into?

>> No, no, no, it's not the same thing. So,

I I understand you didn't like the