When Your GF only has MALE friends

Really, Vanessa? Another boyfriend?

>> Please, no.

>> I'm serious. I really like this one.

>> You know what? You said that about every

guy you brought over.

>> And they all turn out to be losers.

>> Okay.

>> Or weirdos.

>> Or psychopaths like that guy that came

into my bedroom and asked me for a back

massage. [sighs and gasps]

>> Okay, fine. I date a lot of weirdos.

>> Only weirdos.

>> But but but

this one is different and he's not like

that. And I really need you to be

welcoming.

>> Fine. [sighs] You guys are really gonna

like him. [laughter]

>> He's so funny.

>> Thanks, babe.

>> It's just so great to have a normal guy

that Vanessa is dating.

>> Oh, yeah. Did she date some real weirdos

before me?

>> Oh my god. The last guy she dated asked

me to give him a wedgie. He asked?

>> No, he didn't.

>> Yes, he did. That's what made it so

weird. He literally kept coming up to

me. He was like, "Bice man, give me a

wedgie."

>> Okay. Well, I mean, you did. You gave

him one, so whatever.

>> Yeah. out of fear. [laughter] Okay.

Well, I I can promise you I'm not going

to wedger you.

>> Thank God.

>> Well, can you also promise to never ask

me to give you a foot massage?

>> Brennan, that's a promise I can't make

cuz I'm not going to lie, those hands of

yours look pretty magical. [laughter]

>> Okay, I actually have to go to the

bathroom. So,

>> okay, time to bro down. [laughter]

>> So, [gasps]

did you play any sports in high school?

You seem like maybe a lacrosse guy.

>> I know what you two sick [ __ ] are up

to.

[laughter]

>> Wait, what?

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's

happening? Shut up. You want to bang

Vanessa? I know it.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no. We've been friends

with Vanessa since kindergarten.

>> Oh, yeah. The perfect time, right?

You have to watch her grow old into the

beautiful woman that she is. Well, news

flash, fuckos.

That beautiful woman is mine.

We don't want her [ __ ] Like, we know

she's your girl. We're We're not

interested in Vanessa.

Okay, for sure.

I'm going to kill you guys.

What? I'm going to murder you both.

Like, for real. This isn't a joke. I'm

going to kill both of you. Slaughter

you. Slit your throats. [ __ ] your

bodies.

>> Okay. Sorry. I'm back,

>> baby. Welcome back.

>> You boys still getting along?

>> Oh, we are, babe. Yeah. I [ __ ] love

these guys and I would just hate to see

anything happen to them.

>> What is the deal? I

>> I mean, uh,

careful, Brennan. What?

>> Wow, the vibes are so weird. You know

what, babe? I think I think now is a

time since we're transitioning

conversationally, now's a good time for

your surprise.

>> Oh, a surprise. No, what's the surprise?

surprise.

>> I told Mikey how much you guys love

martinis and he is such a good bartender

so he made some.

>> Okay. Were you with him when he made

them? Careful, Brandon.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I was in the room.

>> Vanessa, I need you to think hard about

this. When you were in the room, did you

see him make them?

>> Well, no, because then he put special

secret ingredients in.

>> I I don't like that. I don't like that.

I'm not really allowed to see the

special secret ingredient cuz it

wouldn't be a secret anymore.

>> Well, I think we're good.

>> Let me grab them.

>> Okay. Should we run? [singing]

>> Oh.

Oh, there you two go. And these ones are

ours.

Why are Why are ours different than

yours?

>> Oh. Uh-oh. That's the secret ingredient,

pal.

>> Why is ours red?

>> That's what the ingredient does is it

makes it red.

>> I don't love that there is a secret

ingredient.

>> What's the special ingredient?

>> How about you taste it and let me know

what you think it is?

Drink up. Hey, Mikey. Uh, how about you

try it first?

>> Oh, yeah. You try. That's good. That's

smart. Why? Well, I feel like, you know,

you made the drinks, so I I want you to

get the first sip.

>> No, no, I wouldn't drink that. That

wouldn't be good for me.

>> Why not? Right. I made them for you.

>> Why would Why would that be bad for you?

>> Can you try it for me?

>> No.

>> Andrew, don't be rude.

>> You don't need to drink the whole thing,

guys. Just a drop.

>> Drink it.

>> No.

>> No, thank you. Just Just taste it for me

so I know you like them. Why won't you

just drink?

>> I'm good.

>> I'm not I'm not I'm not touching this.

>> Why won't you just drink it?

>> I don't want to. But you know, honestly,

because I think he poisoned it.

>> What?

>> Oh my god.

>> I happen to agree with him.

>> Andrew, drink it.

>> It's poison. I'm not [ __ ] drinking

it.

>> Okay.

>> Ah, feel better now.

For the record, I still don't feel very

safe, but

how about now?

I stand corrected.

>> The secret ingredient wasn't poison. It