Hiring a Girlfriend Translator for a first date

it is so nice to meet you it's so nice

to meet you too I really like the place

thanks for picking it out thank you I

don't like the place it's sticky and it

smells weird sorry who is this I'm The

Interpreter okay well look I'm really

grateful that we matched you're

beautiful yes oh my gosh you look just

like you did in your photos on your

profile I thought you were the hotter

more attractive guy that's in all of

your photos and even then I didn't swipe

right it was an accident I was drunk my

elbow did it and here we are did you

mean you wanted to WIP right on my dad

that's the other guy in the photos mhm

so so what do you do oh you know like

this and that a bit of

freelance yeah I'm not going to go into

detail about what I do for work because

I don't know if you're cute weird or

creepy weird what the f you think I'm

weird no no definitely yeah you're

probably in defeat or something how did

you know that so what do you do for work

what's your yearly salary actually I am

an engineer I am currently working on a

top secret project to make a new sized

paint can for house paint that's where I

work yeah so I it's a it's a real

passion of mine is putting these cans

together and and really make wow that is

really interesting oh great wow that is

boring as that's probably the most

boring thing that's ever been said to me

shut up shut up shut up okay well why

don't we get some food and mash out oh

you don't have to do that but thank you

you do have to do that thank

you what do you want to eat I don't mind

you can pick

you better get this fing right because I

had a look at this menu on the website

at home before I came here and there's

only about three things that I would

actually like to eat I'm going to base

my decision on whether or not to see you

again on if you get this right and guess

what it's not the fuing salad okay

wasn't going to recommend the salad uh

what about the french fries they look

pretty good how about oh sorry that's

okay who is it oh just my mom it's my

backup guy in case this date falls

through he's sending me really filthy

text messages right now and I am Keen to

leave because I feel like there might be

something serious there unlike this date

which is full of nothing oh Mom says

she's really sick and I probably should

go check on her he's really hot and I'd

really like to leave uh is it okay if

you drive me to see my sick mom sh in

hospital is it okay if you drive me to

this guy's house cuz I feel like you're

a little bit of a pushover and you

wouldn't actually care and I could get

away with

it yeah okay I'll drive you just let me

finish my drink thank

you are you staring at my chest right

now no was

he

yes yeah